Saturday, August 22, 2009

Decaf is the Enemy

A decaffeinated America
can not compete in a global economy

A Communist plot?

Lenin explaining his plan of convincing the west of the virtues of decaf.

How can you help combat this insidious threat?

Start your day with a pot of healthy delicious coffee!

Buy a good coffee maker. This Cuisinart DCC-1200 is the Cadillac of home brewers, and well worth the premium price.

no decafe bad bad bad no decafe bad bad bad no decafe
NEVER buy evil communist decafe coffee.

Stop several times a day for booster-cups.

Avoid Dunkin franchises without Tip Cups, such as those owned by Great American Donuts as they appear to rarely maintain franchise regulations such as dumping coffee after 18 minutes, their service tends to be sub-standard and in the early afternoon (after you've had a few quarts of coffee no-less) their restrooms tend to be "out of order".

Christian readers might find it interesting to note that those franchisees that refuse to allow a Tip Cup violate this Biblical tenet:
Matthew 20:15
Don't I have the right to do what I want with my own money?

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