Massachusetts Regains Consciousness

Brown Wins
Finally after a half-century binge, the citizens of Massachusetts woke up this morning dazed, many no-doubt still queasy, wondering just what the heck they must have been thinking for the past half century.

Pickup truck owner and normal guy, Scott Brown was the victor in the special election held January 20th in Massachusetts.

Having narrowly missed electing
the ideological heir to this:

All across the state people are being overheard saying;

"Oooh I've got a wicked headache....you're kiddin' me? We kept re-electing that guy?
No wonda the frigin country's goin' down th toilet, the rest of the country must've been really PO'd at us!