Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Obama For President

ACR has come to the conclusion that without the revenues tobacco affords both state & federal government, our government would collapse under it's own weight.

It's an employment issue
Further, the profits cigarettes bring to the convenience store industry, result in jobs, which in turn allows mortgages, and college tuition to be paid.

It's a health issue
Tobacco is important to the overall health and well being of our economy and must be protected at all cost so as to preserve our way of life in these United States.

It's the patriotic thing to do.

To that end the only person running who is truly qualified to protect our American way of life is Barack Obama


  1. The country is safe again at last. Some citizens are too old to have Obama fever, but in a desperate attempt Obama secures the smoker votes! If you thought this political maneuver blew your mind, hold on tight: Bill Clinton started wearing a Fred Mercury mustache in an attempt to align gay voters behind Senator Hillary, see details here: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36114


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